Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 05, 2020

Machines hate us. If they ever develop opposable thumbs, we’re screwed.

Try your son’s face, there’s a good chance it’ll work.

does this actually ever happen? (old phone user)

It’s supposed to register stats about features that normally don’t change, but I wonder if it also depends which face she – or he – was wearing when the id photo was entered.

Maybe it’ll recognize your sweet voice.

Have a “smart phone” will never use that function.

Pretty sad when you need to check your phone before a morning wash

Locked in again.