Harley by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2020

Well i guess if you split hairs it’s not a doughnut.

Or Harley could order a cronut. Man could be a great politician.

Can’t he eat doughnuts?

Hmm . . .

Harley is my kind of man…

This time of the year, I’m thinking “long-johns” would be better choices

You may laugh, but it may work for him.

I made ONE resolution – I will not BUY any candy THIS MONTH. Note: THIS MONTH is not named, and can be considered whatever month I’m in.

This does not cover candy I already have (it’s amazing how long a bag of Halloween M&Ms can last), nor candy given me. It also doesn’t include replacing the butterscotch disks I keep for low blood sugar moments (dr. agrees, and they’ve lasted nearly a year anyway). It doesn’t cover any non-candy sweets. Like Harley, I’m specific to the point of splitting hairs.

But it’s now Jan 27, and I haven’t bought any candy this month. Will this streak continue? Who knows? But it’s a lot easier to deal with short-term specifics. So let’s wish Harley well with his micro-diet.

If I last the year, next year I’m going to stop buying baked sweets.

Don’t you just love loopholes?

Doughnut hole?