Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 2020

As long as Nate has that locker, he’ll never need to work a day in his life. But what about after he graduates?

More magical than a closet to Narnia!

If only he could find some common sense…sorry. Where’s the fun in that? Still, I bet he couldn’t find any.

The ultimate wedgie!

There are two things Nate is the greatest at. Obviously he has won the junkiest locker title, but don’t forget, no one tops him on Prank Day.

I wonder If he can find…

Umm, where did my computer go…

I could stump him…he could never find my right mind

…

Um Can anyone see this? am I back?

He could make a fortune from his locker.

I bet he can’t find the PC I’m using to read this com-

The real Captain Underpants just stood up…….

I am going to be very brief about this …

what

Alright Nate, since your locker is so magical, see if you can find me keys to a brand new bmw

This could be a 3 week arc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM-UnV9TEzY

NO ONE understands how the locker works, Chad.

What if he pulled planet Earth out of his locker?

So, his locker has a new ability! This is interesting

I just realized something. If Nate can get anything from his locker, why can’t he just pull out his dream dog and then boom! His family will have a dog!

Nate: I kinda wish I had a phone. Pulls phone out of locker There we go!

Worker at the Apple Store: WHERE THE HECK DID THAT IPHONE GO

He can find anything in there except his Social studies homework.

Now it’s getting really creepy. Pretty sure the cops will be arriving soon…

Next up: Schrödinger’s cat.

Maybe he can find my lost flash drive

Yowza! Way to go Nate.

Is Nate’s locker a hole into another universe or, like the TARDIS, bigger on the inside than outside?

I bet he can’t find my Disney+ password or my nicktoon dv d collection

Bruh can nate just find a vaccine for corona?

Chad’s worried because he might have left som- BAN ALERT

Wait. If Nate can find ANYTHING, can’t he find completed social studies notes? And if he’s doing a test, he could ask to do to the bathroom, and go to his locker and get a completed A+ social studies or math test.

Don’t know if anyone’s said this already, but could you find the answer key to your next test?

Nate, Make your dream come true! Pull out a girlfriend, dog and an infinite amount of cheez doodles.

ONO HE PULL HIS PANTS OFF THAT’S BAD.

14 the day I started on gocomics! :)

That was one of the funniest pranks Nate has ever pulled!Hahahaha

If there was a tier list for power levels, Nate would be on top

That’s not just a lockerIts a locker with a magician

okay…this is beyond godly Scary…

Ha! I bet he Can’t fi- Gulp! Dad just came in and Said my Switch is Gone!

thank god that this wasnt one of the days he wore no underwear…

My mind is blown

Can he find me an Mercedes-AMG?

Nate Wright, please tell me how you do it

This is the day I went into quarantine.

THIS iS THE CHAT TO STOP THE SPAM

Sort of weird, but ok…

Hah, he’ll never find my-Wait hold it, where did my bed go

ayo nate can you get me a 250 gb ssd, a philips head screwdriver, and a spudger?

List of Nate’s supernatural abilities:1. Smell2. Stuffing an abnormal amount of stuff in his locker3. Teleporting objects to his locker4. Pranks5. Getting detentions6. Never aging7. His hair’s strange properties to immediately restore to its old shape when combed8. Fear of cats9. Stubbornness (Mostly in the sense of girls but also in everything else)10. Failing to see that what he wants is right in front of him (like Spitsy. and Dee Dee. Shoot, I brought it back to Nate X Dee Dee shipping. Sorry.)

How did he find Chad’s pants?

oh so THAT’S where my iphone headphone dongle went! thanks apple for removing the headphone jack from the 7!

Couldn’t he just find a clone of Jenny who likes him?

where did my room go?

That shouldn’t be possible.

You are SUCH a slob Nate.