In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 06, 2020

You’re only human. Supposed to make your share of mistakes.

From the smell of things you broke it.

I don’t want to go in the cart.

In 1882 a patent was issued for a “Device for Indicating Live in Buried Persons”, because people were so afraid of being buried alive.

Too late, we’re not wasting a perfectly good funeral.

Ha! One of the pallbearers is a ventriloquist.

I’m not dead yet……I’m getting better……

That’s life.

He was just “pining for the fiords”.