My brother would answer the phone with either “Wilson’s Mortuary. You plug ’em, we plant ’em” or “Wilson’s Massage. You got it, we rub it.” Friends were used to the greeting but telemarketers tended to hang up. Yes, he primarily did it to embarrass his sisters.
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
“And I have really, REALLY bad gas, too! Hoo boy, the household plants have been wilting! Not sure they’ll recover!”
pchemcat almost 4 years ago
My brother would answer the phone with either “Wilson’s Mortuary. You plug ’em, we plant ’em” or “Wilson’s Massage. You got it, we rub it.” Friends were used to the greeting but telemarketers tended to hang up. Yes, he primarily did it to embarrass his sisters.
BWR almost 4 years ago
I used to answer the phone in Gaelic, just to confuse telemarketers.