In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 17, 2020

Don’t do it, dude. The criminal record isn’t worth it.

Or pull the switch to kill the lights. That I’ve seen!!

Not even remotely funny

Don’t give the idiots any ideas we can’t live with.

And yet another commercial break.

Ahhh…the proverbial “rain delay!”

The one that sets off the sprinklers.