In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 14, 2019

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My whole drive train needs replacing.

Is the Knee Store next door??

I have some abs on back-order over at the Torso Store!

I’ve got a couple of ears ordered at “We Hear You”.

Foot locker?

Pretty sure I just saw this on an NCIS rerun.

Knees are in the other room.

I can’t believe they’re still in business, I mean would you go to a store named Athletes Foot.

I’ve got the body of a twenty year old. But it takes up a lot of room in my chest freezer. 8<)

I’d like to buy some new memory chips.