Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 12, 1987

Transcript:

Marcie sits on a chair smiling.<BR><BR> She walks out into a room where Peppermint Patty is sitting on a chair near a table with flowers on it. Marcie says, "You're next."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty stands up and asks, "How do I look, Marcie?" The latter replies,"You look fine, sir"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "I've never posed for a class picture before"<BR><BR> They walk down a hall, pass an arrow posted on the wall. Marcie says, "Just act natural."<BR><BR> They stand in a room with a photo-light on the wall. Peppermint Patty asks, "Natural?" Marcie replies, "Just do what everybody does when a camera is pointed at them..."<BR><BR> Marcie peeks around a corner and looks at Peppermint Patty sitting on a chair. She says, "He's ready, sir...the camera's pointed right at you..."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty shoots up from her chair with one arm bent and the other hand in the air. She shouts, "WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!"<BR><BR> She walks out of the photography room looking glum as Marcie follows her saying, "I think it's called media conditioning, sir."<BR><BR>