WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 12, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    At least he got to the date before she popped. I saw a guy get hit with a harassment claim just for asking a girl out.

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    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    That’s a rather personal question.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 4 years ago

    What’s next? Cyber dating for Paranoid Monosexuals?

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    ajr58  over 4 years ago

    It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.

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    stepham  over 4 years ago

    Better your data than your organs.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    Whew! I just missed a close one.

    I almost had to socialize.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Political correctness and the METOO people are the paranoids and loons of this country! Get a freakin life!

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    Lightpainter Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I wonder how these two made a date in the first place.

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    drycurt  over 4 years ago

    The other day, a customer support person (actually got one, amazing, right?) asked “can I have your name?” I said “the identity thieves already stole it, can I have yours?” She hung up.

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