WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 30, 2019

And just what am i going to do with Dwight.

“I think I’ll lose you & leave with Dwight!”

Dwight is bound to be talked about. He might even speak freely.

Gasp! What a fool….he wasn’t on sale….

who rang him up?

Based on my experiences at Best Buy, you definitely didn’t get anything special!

put his stapler in jello

Sounds like a gritty version of “The Toy” with Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor.

He should have gone to Hooters.

You probably did him a favor.

Don’t get another one… two Dwights certainly make a Dwrong!

Black Friday is most people’s Red Friday.

I hope you kept the receipt!