Just make sure they’re dead cats, as cats are useless! Let the flaming begin!
The way the teams play, you’ll have plenty of room to swing them
Finally, a purpose for which cats can be used…
Guns to the first 1,000 ticketed fans…
I’m sure this is referring to the recent game that had a black cat steal the show by running around the field and almost tackling a player. Apparently there are several stray cats that wander around Met Life stadium.
“Pushback”? Maybe. But there’s definitely gonna be some stratchback and biteback!
Any idiot stupid enough to try this is going to wind up in the ER.
Anybody remember 101 Uses for a Dead Cat?
Bill Hinds
August 01, 2014
strictures over 4 years ago
Just make sure they’re dead cats, as cats are useless! Let the flaming begin!
treutvid over 4 years ago
The way the teams play, you’ll have plenty of room to swing them
gbars70 over 4 years ago
Finally, a purpose for which cats can be used…
MS72 over 4 years ago
Guns to the first 1,000 ticketed fans…
Amanda Reckonwith over 4 years ago
I’m sure this is referring to the recent game that had a black cat steal the show by running around the field and almost tackling a player. Apparently there are several stray cats that wander around Met Life stadium.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Pushback”? Maybe. But there’s definitely gonna be some stratchback and biteback!
nikpromo over 4 years ago
Any idiot stupid enough to try this is going to wind up in the ER.
joannesshadow over 4 years ago
Anybody remember 101 Uses for a Dead Cat?