An Amish boy and his parents were visiting a mall. While the mother looked for cotton fabric for a new apron, the father and son stood around, amazed by almost everything they saw. They were especially amazed by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is that, father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.” “Could it be a time machine?” asked the boy. “I heard about this movie picture show where people leave the earth in shiny vehicles.” “Praise the Lord”, said the father. “There sure are miraculous things in the city.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch until the last number was reached, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened again and a gorgeous 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, “Go get your mother.”
jpkansas78 over 4 years ago
Some things even a wizard can’t do.
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
An Amish boy and his parents were visiting a mall. While the mother looked for cotton fabric for a new apron, the father and son stood around, amazed by almost everything they saw. They were especially amazed by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is that, father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.” “Could it be a time machine?” asked the boy. “I heard about this movie picture show where people leave the earth in shiny vehicles.” “Praise the Lord”, said the father. “There sure are miraculous things in the city.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch until the last number was reached, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened again and a gorgeous 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, “Go get your mother.”Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
GASP! the Wiz is so used to being henpecked, he’s useless to the kings request……
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Fink recognizes the impossible when he sees it
Ken in Ohio over 4 years ago
“It would take a miracle!” – Miracle Max in Princess Bride
Airbender over 4 years ago
Well, the Fink isn’t much to look at either…
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
There are some things even Merlin would be powerless to change…
brklnbern over 4 years ago
What a set up. If he can’t Blanche then who else might he fail at.
UlfPeterLangenbach over 4 years ago
You should have seem Blanch before Wiz beautified her. Or rather not, if you want to sleep ever again…