Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for November 13, 2019

“Oh no, the principal’s office, now the P.E. teacher is in trouble for damaging his self-esteem.”

Funny how those second thoughts look more inviting.

There was a coffee pot and box of doughnuts in our fat coaches’ office every morning.

Don’t forget to give him the lecture of how important exercise is to a healthy body…

Too bad the coaches give a wrong impression to the children and parents.

You know, the usual place.

I’d take the principal’s office over running …

I never understood why it was always the PE teacher who was the heaviest. Then I am reminded of the old saying: Those that can—do, those who can’t—teach"

Funny, I was never offered that choice. Usually I was just publicly belittled. I disliked every gym teacher I ever had the misfortune to meet.