Lisa Benson for October 29, 2019

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    It was the troops indeed, thank you very much. No thanks to Bonespurs betraying the Kurds and potentially screwing the whole operation.

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    braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The Prologue:

    “Stop congratulating Obama for killing Bin Laden. The Navy Seals killed Bin Laden.”

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    The announcement:

    “I wrote a book. A really very successful book. And in that book, about a year before the World Trade Center was blown up, I said there’s somebody named Osama bin Laden, you better kill him or take him out, something to that effect, he’s big trouble.”

    “And I’m writing a book. I think I wrote 12 books, all did very well.”

    “You know, they use the internet better than almost anybody in the world, perhaps other than Donald Trump.”

    I’ve been looking for him for three years. I’ve been looking for him.”

    “The Kurds have worked along incredibly with us, but, in all fairness, it was much easier dealing with the Kurds after they went through three days of fighting, because that was a brutal three days.”

    “But it’s many thousands of miles away, whereas Russia is right there. Turkey is right there. Syria is there. They’re all right there.”

    “They can’t walk to our country. We have lots of water in between our country and them.”
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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    Pulling the troops out made the operation (which the military had been planning for months) much more difficult. Meanwhile, the intelligence community is about how much classified information Nitwit in Chief will spill while patting himself on the back.

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    Bryan Farht  over 4 years ago

    Time to call in the bookmakers. How many presidents will kill this guy?

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The mission was successful in spite of him, not because of him.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So, how long until fatso claims that HE was really leading the troops, and that the golf game was a fake???

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Not to worry! Isis is alive and well, as soon as they get the new leader in place…..there’s hundreds of them waiting in line….

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    “We have scotch’d the snake, not kill’d it: / She’ll close and be herself, whilst our poor malice / Remains in danger of her former tooth.” Shakespeare’s Macbeth; Act III, scene 2.

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    He loves the K-9 (canine) or as he calls it a dog. ( was he doing stand-up with that one?) I wonder why he doesn’t have one? I’m guessing it’s because dogs don’t like him.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    How many times has that guy been killed? He has more lives than a cat.

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    TLH1310 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Can’t have it both ways. If President Obama does or doesn’t get credit for killing Bin Laden, the same goes for President Trump. All it means is they were killed on “His Watch.”

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    washatkc Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now Lisa stop it. It’s only good if a Democrat kills an enemy. If a Republican is supposed to get credit…well then the enemy is allowed to kill our people. They are sick …well I can’t say much else or they hit the offended button and get me censored. Because that is what the democrats are really about.

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