Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for January 10, 2020

…bloody hell.

Who’s Derek?

Derek “Vastly Overrated but still heading to the Hall of Fame” Jeter

Can someone check on Ruben please? It’s not like him to miss a day.

What, no comic today?

I hope Ruben is OK.

Whats up with SFPC? Nothing new for two days?

What happened to the strip? We want new material! Don’t make me throw a fit!

Is John Scully sitting in for Mr. Bolling this week?

Okay, it’s time to split up and search for Ruben! I will go with Fred, Daphne, and Velma who wants to go with Shaggy and Scooby?

Dang. Looks like Percival Dunwoody idiot time traveller from 1909 has caused the time to get stuck on January 10, 2020. The inglorious idiotic imbecile!

Will somebody feed the hamster that powers this place? Or dispose of the corpse of the old one and get another if necessary.

Don’t send PERCIVAL DUNWOODY TO THE RESCUE!

At what point does this comments section devolve into conspiracy theories about the illuminati? Or did I just kick it off?