Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 02, 2024
Transcript:
dynaman: so, jenn erica, whaddya think? Jenn erica: About what? dynaman: come on! don't I look more rugged? jenn erica: uhhh, I'm not-- dynaman: I didn't shave for a week! see?? jenn erica: gee, how did I miss it...? dynaman: plus, I'm wearing my gardening gloves!! so outdoorsy!!
herdocow about 2 months ago
Gotta remember these chick pick up tips!
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Pink jockstrap, firmly in place
LawrenceS about 2 months ago
One of the paradoxes in Superman was: if every hair he has is indestructible how does he shave or get a haircut? (DC provided a couple incredibly lame and / or complex answers.) Apparently one of DM’s superpowers is the ability to remain smooth shaven.
trainnut1956 about 2 months ago
In old DC comics, Superman shaved by using his heat vision reflected in a mirror. Why it didn’t melt the mirror I will never know. But, back then, we didn’t look for logic in comic books because, well, they were comic books.
Prey about 2 months ago
If I dont shave for a week it looks like i have dipped my chin in cream.