Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 31, 2023

Or just not stand so close to Cap when he’s eating.

Or soak it laxative. That might also work as a deterrent.

hot wings?

They seem to be having uniform malfunctions lately.

I was eating at a ribs joint and overheard a father tell his young son that it’s never okay to eat with your fingers. The kid looked at me chewing on ribs and sauce all over my face and I just grinned a messy grin.