Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 10, 2023
January 09, 2023
January 11, 2023
Transcript:
man: Tyr, you look awesome! Tyr: I feel like a wimp! Man: no, it's really powerful! tyr: but it's so....civilized. Tyr: And what about my axe? is there no modern equivalent for that?? Man: Of course! that's why you've got light saber sounds on your iphone! Tyr: Whee.....vwum....vwummm
saywhatwhat over 1 year ago
Whee, indeed.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Build a real light saber in his phone, then he’ll be happy.
RadioDial Premium Member over 1 year ago
How about a Montblanc fountain pen? That will show ’em you mean business.
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Now’s the time to seriously hurt Dynaman. First you rubdirt into his hair, then you muss it up. Then you keep away all hair care products with which he can clean and groom his hair and watch him become a simpering buffoon.