Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 01, 2022

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Bixby: Fritz, why are you so uptight? Have you ever relaxed at all? Fritz: Well, when I was young, my littermates and I would romp for hours at a time! Ah, it seemed those days would never end! But then I got my ears trained... got toilet trained... leash trained... taught to heel... beg... speak... stay... and roll over... So, middle management seemed like the next logical step! Bixby: Only you could see being a puppy as one long training seminar...