Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 16, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: Another side business, Bixby? You're fixing corneas now? Bixby: Before you go nuts, Fritz, I'm actually employing one of our clients with this one. Fritz: *sigh* And who's that? Bixby: Just someone with the equipment and little time on his hands... Mr. Negato: I've never done this before, so, I guess... don't blink? Hamhock: Why is it set on "liquefy"?
sergioandrade Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pork Smootie?
Blackangus about 4 years ago
perhaps it is laser cataract surgery… after all, you want the cataract gone….
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Never use one of those parking lot trailer “lasik” businesses.
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Love the look of concern on Mr. Negato’s face. It’s like “I hope this works so Bixby doesn’t replace me with someone competent.”
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
He only made it with one setting.
Display about 4 years ago
It’ll leave a mark. A scorched mark on what’s left of the table.