Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 10, 2019
December 09, 2019
December 11, 2019
Transcript:
Bixby: Hey, boss - I need the official company policy on something. Fritz: Okay. Bixby: What should I do about an obnoxious worker who doesn't listen, doesn't do what I say, and constantly tries to pull rank on me? Fritz: You should fire him, Bixby. Who is it? Bixby: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, Fritz, but we gotta let you go. Official company policy, you understand. Fritz: Get out.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Walked into that one…
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
That should have been obvious, even to Fritz.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Problem is, Bixby, you can’t fire the boss. But he can fire you. Just be glad you’re the only employee he has (hmmmm, is it really be glad in this case) and he can’t fire you because doing so would actually incease his work load by a quarter. That’s all his work, plus the work you’re supposed to be doing that he’s forced to do to already, with what little you’re actually doing.