Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 13, 2019
Transcript:
Captain Victory: Bixby, I want a refund for that last sidekick you pawned off on me! Bixby: We don't give refunds. Victory: yeah, but you didn't tell he had a pre-existing medical condition! Bixby: Cap, the inablility to deflect cannon fire is not a pre-existing medical condition. Victory: Well, he could have dodged better...
syzygy47 over 4 years ago
Maybe not necessarily deflect. I’m thinking of Fearless Fosdick who can either ‘absorb’ them (‘tis only flesh wounds as he’s swiss cheesed) or avoid them while dancing. More main character than sidekick abilities though.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Might want to join the “sidekick of month” club there. Might be cheaper in the long run.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I’m afraid you’re stuck with him. We can see in the future.