Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 13, 2019
Transcript:
Captain Victory: Bixby, I want a refund for that last sidekick you pawned off on me! Bixby: We don't give refunds. Victory: yeah, but you didn't tell he had a pre-existing medical condition! Bixby: Cap, the inablility to deflect cannon fire is not a pre-existing medical condition. Victory: Well, he could have dodged better...
Might want to join the “sidekick of month” club there. Might be cheaper in the long run.