Fat Cats by Charlie Podrebarac for September 19, 2019

I know you want a GirlCat just like Mom, Leo…

Tall, cool, glamorous, tough, bossy…

But this one just won’t do.

MomCat is smart.

This LadyCat is apparently stupid enough to eject the driver, on the narrow, winding Pacific Coast Highway…

and probably fall off a cliff, 100 feet above the sea.

Now give me that penny!

But there is a passenger ejection seat. Want to see??

As I am from the UK, I just want to say “This was very rude”