Close to Home by John McPherson for September 07, 2019

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    jivanimark  over 4 years ago

    That joke is as old as the hills.

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    acmewarehouse  over 4 years ago

    ??

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    YatInExile  over 4 years ago

    I started getting AARP in the mail when I turned 40.

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    But just think of all those senior discounts you’re missing out on…

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 4 years ago

    Mathuselah was the world’s longest-lived man. He died at 969. I thought it was a bit longer, but that’s what Wikopedia has.

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7LhWMwD2n4

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Has Bleeb access to the Way Back machine? Yo West Coast!

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    They like to start early. I’m surprised you didn’t start getting them 400.

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    Qiset  over 4 years ago

    Try AMAC.

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    kodj kodjin  over 4 years ago

    It’s a wonder that medicare didn’t kick him out after he turned 120!

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    namelocdet  over 4 years ago

    I got an AARP card in the mail when I turned 50 and I said the same thing.

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