Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 11, 2011

If he doesn’t get off that overgrown spatula, he’s going to be a chucked woodchuck.

Oh those chucking wood chucks.

Years ago I was surprised to learn that woodchucks and groundhogs are the same animal.

How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

Well, if that catpult goes off wrong, were going to see how much splat a woodchuck makes.

Colt9033 Now THAT I would like to see!

Woodchuck, groundhog, whistlepig…whatever you call ‘em, I have no use for ‘em. I cannot tell you what I refer to them without getting bleeped.

Unless his name is Chuck Wood.

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Okay, I’m looking for the Geico logo somewhere, but can’t seem to find it. Somebody help me.

Woody Chuckpecker…………. now there is a name you do not fool around with.

I agree, there should be a Geico logo in there somewhere because clearly they’re going to need accident insurance for their chuck wagon.

How much can they chuck, and how far.