Overboard by Chip Dunham for August 27, 2019

Chip is a benevolent God, but not all that concerned with the details.

and who names a God “Chip” anyway???

It’s like hearing an ice cream truck and knowing you don’t have cash on you.

I know I love to hear songbirds sing!

That awful face on hat cat…..get rid of him.

Reminds me of the dulcet tones of a mooing cow. Don’t you like it when your food sings for you?

My cat loves to sit in the window listening to birds even if he can’t go and get one.

Chip, why are you lying to Scratch? You are too in charge of everything! :-D

Good afternoon Crew!

I can sympathize with Scratch. The time I’m most likely to hear songbirds is spring, when we start to sleep with open windows, and the birds start looking for mates. Looking for mates 3 hours before I have to wake. It becomes a choice between fresh(er) air and a cacophony of differing bird calls waking me up.

The problem with this scenario is that Scratch is no worse off on this ship than he would be back on the green pirate’s ship, so long as songbirds can fly.

Sure… on a plate.

Bless his heart. Scratch is really trying to be good.

Scratch just doesn’t like to hear food just out of reach.

Ya win some, ya lose some, huh, Scratch? Better luck next time.

Good Evening, Crew.