Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 10, 2023

That reminds me, I really should scrape that Halloween pumpkin off the porch.

I saw Valentine merchandise in the stores before Christmas!

Ridiculous! Anyone who buys edible foods that far in advance, may end up with worms in their candy! ☹️‼️

Yah. Our fall decorations just need a little tweak and they morph to Thanksgiving and then Halloween and then Thanksgiving again (We are ex-pats living in Canada). And then winter decorations with a bit of heavy tweaking, like a tree and other stuff, transform to Xmas. And that stays up until this weekend and in a few weeks it’s time for Valentine’s Day and beyond. The Mrs LOVES to decorate.

That’s fine. And decorating early for christmas is fine. Do whatever makes you happy (assuming you don’t live in a HOA).

There is a house on the main drag between my neighborhood and downtown that has had a large nativity set, embellished with pine boughs, on their front steps continuously for the entire 12 years I have lived here.

at the corner store today, the table by the door had a small Christmas tree in the middle, Valentine garland hung along the edge, and Easter stuffed animals guarding the tree on the left and right side.

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