Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 11, 2020
February 06, 2020
February 13, 2020
Transcript:
How to jump rope like a badass boxer Step 1 : Shop online for a hard-core speed rope. Step 2: Inspect the rope for awesomeness. Step 3: Hop around like an idiot, tripping and smacking yourself with the rope, like a goddamn, masochistic bullfrog. Step 4: To hell with it. Seriously. To. Hell. With. It
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amethyst52 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Maybe you could get some lessons from little girls at recess. We used to jump rope the whole time.
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
That’s great. How to feel like a fool with a piece of rope.
Julie478 Premium Member about 4 years ago
✨Bonus Panel✨
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/how-to-jump-rope-bonus-panel/
Willywise52 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Walk fast for 30 minutes a day.Takes longer but does the trick.
tinstar about 4 years ago
As a kid, I jumped rope with the little neighbor girl. If nobody else was around, we’d tie one end to the chain-link fence. I also roller skated all over creation (the good old “skate key,” skates!). As an adult, we skipped rope in martial arts training. Fortunately, I maintained enough memory, that I didn’t embarrass myself… too much.
Lukascat2846 over 3 years ago
cracked up so hard i was pounding on the wall