Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for September 03, 2019

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As opposed to the times he tries to take a crap with others?

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    “Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad”

    “What?”

    “Can I have a cookie?”

    “No”

    “Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad…Dad”

    “WHAT?”

    “Can I have some candy?”

    “It’s too bad your brother had to grow up an only child.”

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    Gerard:D  over 4 years ago

    I prefer having fishes than having kids.

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    xsintricks  over 4 years ago

    Your pets do the same thing.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Or the dogs!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Isn’t that one of the perks of being waterfowl? … you’re always sitting on the john?

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    tinstar  over 4 years ago

    Close, and lock the door, and don’t take their crap.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Does anyone allow kids inside when they go do that?

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