Attorney General: Brawndo’s got what plants crave. Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it’s got electrolytes. Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know? Secretary of State: It’s what they use to make Brawndo. Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo? Secretary of Defense: ‘Cause Brawndo’s got electrolytes.
A long time ago I used to drink an energy drink whose name rhymes with Fred Dull. I got into it because I was working 2nd shift and liked the boost of energy it gave me. Anyway, one night fifteen years ago (as I was leaving work) I had what was later determined to be a mild stroke. My neurologist told me it was brought on by a spike in my blood pressure, which in turn was more than likely caused by my drinking a couple of those a day for several weeks. Good times.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Prefer Death Wish Coffee. More traditional, less metro.
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
Brawndo! I haven’t heard of that in years! You could use it to wash down Soylent Green.
And yes, now you can buy both Brawndo and Soylent.
Brain Pudding almost 5 years ago
Attorney General: Brawndo’s got what plants crave. Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it’s got electrolytes. Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know? Secretary of State: It’s what they use to make Brawndo. Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo? Secretary of Defense: ‘Cause Brawndo’s got electrolytes.
sloaches almost 5 years ago
A long time ago I used to drink an energy drink whose name rhymes with Fred Dull. I got into it because I was working 2nd shift and liked the boost of energy it gave me. Anyway, one night fifteen years ago (as I was leaving work) I had what was later determined to be a mild stroke. My neurologist told me it was brought on by a spike in my blood pressure, which in turn was more than likely caused by my drinking a couple of those a day for several weeks. Good times.
Veni Vidi Vici almost 5 years ago
Idiocracy. Who knew it was such a portent?