Close to Home by John McPherson for June 07, 2019

I don’t know about used clubs, but reclaimed golf balls are big money.

Thats what I call a real water hazard.

For sale; lightly used golf clubs, recently washed.

There are so many golf bags and clubs in that water hazard, you can walk across without getting your feet wet.

They all do

Free drop.

I don’t understand why people play golf.

How about ya club the guy who painted that sign?

I’ll never play a game where you get teed-off before you start.

It is a game of" TRY to hit a ball…Curse…walk a mile…hit it again…curse…ad nausea." And people PAY to do this?

My wife hates football. She says all guys do is try to kill each other and then pat each other on the butt. She says “Are they all gay?”

Hey Creator! Do you remember your ‘Better Nate than Lever” cartoon?

Golf: Hit the ball, follow it around until you knock it in a hole, repeat.

Recycling rage is all the rage.