FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 02, 2011

Yes LADYFINGER and let’s be honest. The majority of “Shrink” comes from employees. Slipping that pack of smokes to a friend may not seem like much but it could be 20% of profit .

Paige is lucky. We had to steal LPs back I the day.

I walked into a store with a strip and didn’t set off the alarm; only when we left. Fortunately a friend was manning the door.

You all are speaking with great truth. Paige you need to put that CD back. You don’t want a rap sheet of crime on your record at your age. My son worked with a big retail giant locally on remolding, he actually witnessed workers stealing products from that chain and they got caugth. Even cashiers have been caught stealing cash. People need to realize in the celling because so many of tried to steal there are cameras video taping customers, not only that my son informed me there are security dressed as everyday people watching out for shoplifters. That is why when I looked at earrings, I tried to put in cart and seen fall through so I would hold the earrings in plain sight in my hand so those cameras would see I didnot shop lift and pay for them at the cashier.

Paige, if your that freaked out about shoplifting, don’t. Nicole if your so sure about shoplifting, you carry it.

Paige, if you get caught, you’re the only one going down because you have the CD. There’s nothing there to incriminate her.

Funny how Paige is acting this way, since she’d probably download a torrent of the album today without batting an eye.

Calvin Nelson said, several court hearings ago ,

“Paige is lucky. We had to steal LPs back I the day. ”

Yes and it was difficult to walk normally with the LP stuffed down the front of your pants. ; )