Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 05, 2019

Ummmm… wha?

To John Allison, you’re missing an ING in the third panel!

That day, Romesh life changed forever.

Woman and Pony! One of my all time favorite zines!

Oh yeah. He’s a keeper.

He has the power-a gift from Rama for sure.

It’s true. Romesh is like the rain man of antiques. He can magnetically locate any item of value within a 100 ft of him, though up until now he has used this gift for nefarious ends.

Can he generate enough cash to get the loan shark off Darren’s case, while also saving the shop?

Romesh also has the heart and the motion. He knows that when things get too tough, he’s got the power. After all is said and done, he’s never walked, he’s never run, he’s a winner. He’s got the moves, he knows the streets, breaks the rules, takes the heat, he’s nobody’s fool. He’s at his best when the going gets rough, he’s been put to the test but it’s never enough. He never bends, he never breaks, he seems to know just what it takes, he’s a fighter. It’s in his blood, it’s in his will, it’s in his mighty hands of steel, when he’s standing his ground. And he never gets hit when his back’s to the wall, he’s gonna fight to the end and he’s taking it all.

Y’know, I’m kind of thinking this might not really apply to Romesh all that much after all. (I also can’t believe I actually typed all that in.)

Welp, guess things are wrapping up quite nicely, then. Looks like everything’s coming up Shauna!

what’s her real plan for young beautiful men?

I thought she’d reformed.

I wondered when the selkies would show up…

So he can detect very old items that just might be worth a few quid. Or pounds sterling.