here’s what Tarzan needs to do. Have Cheetah send up a 6’ spear, sturdy, and drop out of a tree onto Tan-tor neck. (kudos billcor). Then, before Tan-tor knows what’s happening, plunge the spear, repeatedly, into Tantor’s quivering flesh. (Tarzan is very good at this, works like magic on lions). As the spearhead smashes through bones and spinal chord, (sharpened personally by Cheetah,) Tantor goes down for the last time. Rejoicing natives soon have a jungle style BBQ underway, complete with elephant burgers and fries , for all deserving natives in the land.
Gent almost 5 years ago
Yes climb a tree and become a sitting duck. Brilliant plan, guys.
Gent almost 5 years ago
And yeah, Tantor is going for the red shirts first while our hero is safely found a nice big tree.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Who is this Grimly, and why should I pay him?
Polsixe almost 5 years ago
Tarzan will motivate his men with the famous “don’t worry, we’ll get that elephant even if I have to sacrifice every one of you”
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 5 years ago
Okay, I think Tantor did enough damage for one day. Time for him to pack his trunk and get out of the area for awhile.
billcor almost 5 years ago
just jump on his back! that’s what I’d do.
ScottHolman almost 5 years ago
here’s what Tarzan needs to do. Have Cheetah send up a 6’ spear, sturdy, and drop out of a tree onto Tan-tor neck. (kudos billcor). Then, before Tan-tor knows what’s happening, plunge the spear, repeatedly, into Tantor’s quivering flesh. (Tarzan is very good at this, works like magic on lions). As the spearhead smashes through bones and spinal chord, (sharpened personally by Cheetah,) Tantor goes down for the last time. Rejoicing natives soon have a jungle style BBQ underway, complete with elephant burgers and fries , for all deserving natives in the land.