When I was younger I went to the barber with my uncle, who happened to be bald. Smart-mouthed teen that I was, I asked the barber if my uncle gets a discount because he’s bald. The barber replied, “Actually I have to charge more because I have to search for the hair.”
I was standing in line at a checkout once and just happened to notice the gentleman in front of me. Both of his ears had a little grey-white forest growing on his ears’ outer rims. I remember that every time I go a’plucking. Must not let that happen!
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
You don’t become a bald person, just you spread your forehead so that the ideas land.
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
When I was younger I went to the barber with my uncle, who happened to be bald. Smart-mouthed teen that I was, I asked the barber if my uncle gets a discount because he’s bald. The barber replied, “Actually I have to charge more because I have to search for the hair.”
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Nose hair runs a close second.. or, that hair that grows where the sun don’t shine..
micromos almost 5 years ago
A tweezer operation would take all day. I use the cosmic 5000 sonic hair remover.
nggt413 almost 5 years ago
A man never actually loses his hair. It just moves from one place to another.
KEA almost 5 years ago
I have a theory that as guys get older, their hair gets lazier and comes out their ears instead of their scalps.
banjinshiju almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget nose hair, back hair, and wild eyebrows.
wiatr almost 5 years ago
I was standing in line at a checkout once and just happened to notice the gentleman in front of me. Both of his ears had a little grey-white forest growing on his ears’ outer rims. I remember that every time I go a’plucking. Must not let that happen!
clayface9 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Don’t I know it!