Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 19, 2011

He’s not much of a hand at balloons.

Tie it to his nose so he won’t lose it again.

Oh c’mon. Give him another balloon. If he loses it, you can’t hold him (h)armless.

Go easy on him, he’s unarmed.

This has all the impeccable logic of today’s political landscape or lack thereof.

I think Junior should be grounded for the obscene gesture.

I’d give my right arm for a balloon

Pbtpbtpbtpbt-pisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and he flies around the room backwards for about 30 seconds.