Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 18, 2011

  1. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Got bowled over, did you? Or was it a lucky strike?

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    waynl  over 13 years ago

    Officer to the bowling ball under interrogation…

    “Spare us the sob story and tell us when you were in the alley and why split the crime scene!”

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  3. Frog4
    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    Next time stay out of dark alleys or you might find yourself lying in the gutter…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    you can’t pin it on me! I’ve got holes in my head!

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  5. Tarot
    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    sniff sniff…..

    there sure is a foul smell around here

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    barbfrost  over 13 years ago

    The suspect already had two strikes against him.

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    hlagallah  over 13 years ago

    great puns

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    syke34  over 13 years ago

    3 strikes and your out.

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  9. Frog4
    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    “I was framed!”

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    MisngNOLA  over 13 years ago

    But officer, it was just an all night kegler party that got out of control.

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    SaunaBeach  over 13 years ago

    That one………that’s the TURKEY!

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    gamrobi  over 13 years ago

    SOLD HIM DOWN THE GUTTER

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “We thought he was going to split, but he knocked over my friend and I for spare change!”

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