Hey! The kazoo is an innocent musical device. It provides one with a joyful and musical way to spend the day. The Bagpipe on the other hand. It is the founding member of the Malevolent Musical Meanies: This vile quartet of “musical” instruments of torture consists of the Bagpipe, Moog synthesizer, Accordion, and Banjo. The Banjo is considered the most offensive. In South Dakota Michigan and Maasachusetts they are considered deadly weapons, and a player can be shot on sight. It’s considered self-defense.
It is also a little know fact that, during the civil war, Alabama had a regiment of soldiers whose only weapon was The Banjo. They would march into the battlefield plucking wildly away. The Union Soldiers would cover their bleeding ears and run away screaming “Oh the horror of it all” everytime.
oakie817 about 5 years ago
heavy metal bagpipes: check out the snakecharmer on youtube…she’s awesome
banjoAhhh! about 5 years ago
Hey! The kazoo is an innocent musical device. It provides one with a joyful and musical way to spend the day. The Bagpipe on the other hand. It is the founding member of the Malevolent Musical Meanies: This vile quartet of “musical” instruments of torture consists of the Bagpipe, Moog synthesizer, Accordion, and Banjo. The Banjo is considered the most offensive. In South Dakota Michigan and Maasachusetts they are considered deadly weapons, and a player can be shot on sight. It’s considered self-defense.
It is also a little know fact that, during the civil war, Alabama had a regiment of soldiers whose only weapon was The Banjo. They would march into the battlefield plucking wildly away. The Union Soldiers would cover their bleeding ears and run away screaming “Oh the horror of it all” everytime.