Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 06, 2019
May 03, 2019
May 07, 2019
Transcript:
Chicken: To get healthy, I picked up one of those fitbit thingies that counts the number of steps you take every day... Now I know precisely how many steps it takes to get to mcdonald's and back.
Ida No about 5 years ago
I put mine on the fridge door. It broke.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
Mine has gps on it and does fine just lying there pretending like it’s relevant.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
It’s twelve steps from the drawer to the charging station and back.