Heart of the City by Steenz for March 12, 2019
March 11, 2019
March 13, 2019
Transcript:
heart: mr. turtle! use your magic and poof us to the drainage pipe! turtle: uh...alas..my magic is not so obedient... turtle: ..it has a mind of its own, and I have neither the patience nor desire to master it. heart: What?! heart: ...how can you not want to control your mystical powers? turtle: hey, I didn't ask to be a magic turtle!
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
{face palm} this argument is getting nowhere
codycab about 5 years ago
I guess they’ll just have to go in the same way Super Mario does.
DM2860 about 5 years ago
“My magic is only plot armor. It only does what the plot needs.”
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hard to sympathize with someone who can’t be bothered to make any effort to gain their freedom.
Herb L 1954 about 5 years ago
Alas,Alice.We aren’t going down that rabbit hole ;)
InquireWithin about 5 years ago
He’s a Wabbajack!
Daeder about 5 years ago
Well, Heart, don’t ask him to teach you his magic. He’ll only claim that you’re making some kind of “magic power grab”.
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
Respect his right to not care about his mystical powers, Heart. Or don’t, either way.