The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for August 11, 2022

Irish?

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An Irish radio station was running a competition. Words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Goan eff yourself!”

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until: DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

Caller: “Smee again! Goan eff yourself!”?

A Farmer and the Interviewer (may have been in Ireland)

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Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce?

Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 liters per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 liters per day.

Interviewer: Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The black one or the White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer: In the Barn

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: In the Barn

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy…What do you feed them?

Farmer: Which one..black one or the white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.

slap!