“Remember a few years back when my wife died?” he asks the bartender.
“Yes,” the bartender says sadly.
“Well,” the farmer continues, “now I am no longer a widower! Yesterday, I married a 21-year-old woman.”
The bartender knows that a 21-year-old woman will not be very happy with an 80-year-old man, but he also doesn’t want the farmer to lose his second wife, so he suggests to the farmer, “You know, if you want your farm to be more successful, maybe you should hire a 21-year-old farmhand.”
“That I’ll do!” says the farmer.
A few months later, the farmer comes back and says to the bartender, “I have some good news! I got my wife pregnant!”
“That’s very nice,” replies the bartender. “How’s the farmhand doing?”
“I thought you’d never ask,” answers the farmer. “I got her pregnant too!”
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
Didn’t see that comin
An 80-year-old farmer walks into a bar.
“Remember a few years back when my wife died?” he asks the bartender.
“Yes,” the bartender says sadly.
“Well,” the farmer continues, “now I am no longer a widower! Yesterday, I married a 21-year-old woman.”
The bartender knows that a 21-year-old woman will not be very happy with an 80-year-old man, but he also doesn’t want the farmer to lose his second wife, so he suggests to the farmer, “You know, if you want your farm to be more successful, maybe you should hire a 21-year-old farmhand.”
“That I’ll do!” says the farmer.
A few months later, the farmer comes back and says to the bartender, “I have some good news! I got my wife pregnant!”
“That’s very nice,” replies the bartender. “How’s the farmhand doing?”
“I thought you’d never ask,” answers the farmer. “I got her pregnant too!”
Newzy Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Most bad behavior is about that person’s core fears about themselves; it is rarely about you.” ― Kimberly Giles