The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 17, 2021

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A burglar breaks into a dark house one night. He’s moving around in the dark, when he hears a calm voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”

The burglar freaks out, shines his flashlight around and spots a Parrot sitting in his cage. The parrot says again, “Jesus is watching you.”

Relieved it was just a Parrot, and laughing, the thief asks the Parrot, “what’s your name, Parrot?”

The Parrot replies, “My name is Moses.”

Laughing again, the burglar asks, “Who would name their Parrot Moses?”

Parrot: “The same people who named their Doberman, Jesus.”

Rutabaga!