The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for September 21, 2021

Our motley crew is one of the most well mannered folks ever. They always waits in line patiently, no matter how late the taco truck arrives.

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OSGOOD’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Earnestine ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.

2. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

Don’t quite know why they named the kid Fritz… Maybe they named him after the state of their marriage?

Unimportant

Nothing, in the English language, starts with n and ends with g.

Nothing. I tells ya, absolutely nothing. Now I suppose some of you are going to try and prove me wrong. Fine, go for it!

Today’s Tacos are presented uncut, in their original form.