The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 08, 2021
May 07, 2021
May 09, 2021
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
No Worries
During an impassioned sermon about death and final judgement, the pastor said forcefully, “Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement.”
Glancing down at the front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on his face.
The minister repeated his point louder. “Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement!”
The man nodded and smiled even more. This really got the preacher wound up. He pounded the pulpit emphatically when he came to the ultimatum:
“Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement!!!”
Though everyone else in the congregation was looking somber, the man in front continued to smile. Finally the preacher stepped off the platform, stood in front of the man and shouted, “I said each member of this church is going to die!”
The man grinned from ear to ear. After the service was over, the preacher made a beeline for the man. “I don’t get it,” the preacher said in frustration. “Whenever I said, ‘Each member of this church is going to die,’ your smile got bigger. Why?”
"I’m not a member of this church," the man replied.
Newzy Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Spring’s done sprung!
Best Commenter Ever almost 3 years ago
The dog has big teeth