The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for April 27, 2021

WHY III

  Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum’? – Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? – Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? – Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? – Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? – Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs !  

WHY

WHY aren’t the tacos here yet? WHY?!!!

“Y? Because we like you”

From the old “Mickey Mouse Club” closing music.

They’re still waiting for the tacos. Very patiently.