The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for April 25, 2021

Too Much

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children…

“You all have obsessions,” he observed.

To the first mother, from Toronto, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turned to the second Mom, from Montreal, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce from BC: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point, the fourth mother, from Newfoundland, Carol, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up Peter and Willy from school and get dinner.”

As yesterday’s Saturday bakeout was cancelled, they’re going to have Samosa Sunday today. And if Newzy shows up, a Special Sunday Taco too.

Tacos for all! Well.. except PP, he’s mired in d*ck jokes.