The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for August 19, 2019

Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do! Is the aardvark still hiding behind the sign?

The kegs are loaded for tomorrow.

The Tale of the Giant Frog Creature from Outer Space (Ep #42) :

After decades of living a secluded life like a recluse, Kermit the hermit frog returns to the capital city of Froglands, after a week since the new regime takes over the greatest nation of Planet Bribbitt. Corporal Corey meets him at the temporary administrative building, as a new one has yet to be built for the old one which was the grand fortified palace, was blown up to smithereens during the great battle.

“I’m glad you took our invitation, oh great hermit”, says Corey, “we need a knowledgeable wise frog as yourself to set things right in this new era.”

“I’m glad to help”, says Kermit, “Our real historical truth must be known, and I’ll make sure all the documents in my possession are uploaded to the new government servers, so that the public can gain this knowledge. By the way, any news about the good Doctor Frogenstein, Corporal?”

“Ah, it appears as if he’s a captive of the toads. We don’t know how he is or whether he’s even alive, but we’re hoping for the best. We demanded the Toad king Weelbur Toadston to surrender the doc and the other diplomats who they cunningly captured on a pretext of alliance talks. We may soon get a response from the toads. In the current situation on our planet, nobody is safe from the giant mosquitoes from outer space who are rapidly colonialising out planet. Not to mention that Planet Diptera, our primary source of food where we hunt giant flies, has been completely inhabited by these bloody barbaric bloodsuckers”, says Corey, as Colonel Cregger and General Bullfrog walk by.

General Bullfrog says, “Looks like we’ve got a response from the toads. They’ve sent us severed heads of the ten diplomats who accompanied Dr. Frogenstein to the Toadlands capital.”

General Brekk walks in and says, “Yes, those venomous villains have even poked out the eyes and cut off their tongues. Those barbaric ba*bleep*s! And of course, you know, this means war!”

To be Continued