Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What’ll you have?” The first vampire says “Blood!” The second vampire says “Blood!” The third says “Plasma!” The bartender says, “So that two bloods and a blood lite.” (That was from some Halloween card. Apologies for not being able to give credit.)
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Gary’s transit time for a chocolate cake is 50 years.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
No sh!t?
pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What’ll you have?” The first vampire says “Blood!” The second vampire says “Blood!” The third says “Plasma!” The bartender says, “So that two bloods and a blood lite.” (That was from some Halloween card. Apologies for not being able to give credit.)
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Try sucking on some Kale stems?
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
Wait a minute! Isn’t the BRAIN an internal organ?
Airbender about 5 years ago
Take some advice from Nedda in “Frankie and Johnny”, Nedda: Want some bran? You might as well eat rope and yank it through.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
That has always annoyed me, he is un dead which means he is alive, just not human alive.
pcmcdonald about 5 years ago
Go bite some scare crows.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
I’d prescribe mass quantities of Whole Blood, as fresh as possible, doc….
chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is there any way of telling when these cartoons were actually drawn? Is this a new one?